Of all of the people who would write a Hanukkah song, a Mormon United States Senator from Utah would be one of the most unlikely candidates. But in his free time, Senator Orrin Hatch has penned a Hanukkah song, which is creatively titled "Eight Days of Hanukkah." Hatch dreams of it being sung someday by Barbra Streisand. Something tells me he might have to settle for Joe Lieberman, but at least… Continue reading

Looking to deep fry a turkey for Thanksgiving this year? Coolio's got you covered. On his cooking show on My Damn Channel, Coolio showed us how he cooks a turkey. NSFW, due to language and breast rubbing. One of the secret ingredients: balsamic vinegar, which he also puts on yo mamma's nipples, plus a "dimebag" of pepper. Pretty much as you'd expect. Martha Stewart… Continue reading

If this video of the Muppets performing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" doesn't put a smile on your face, then you have no soul. All of your favorite Muppets are there, with Animal stealing the show (as always). This will be the best thing you will see on the Internet today. And yes, this includes any "adult" entertainment you might have watched. For research purposes… Continue reading

Until just now, I had never heard of Justin Bieber. I imagine, if you have any taste in music, you've probably never heard of him either. But thousands of teenage girls have heard of the 15-year-old Canadian singer and packed Roosevelt Field Mall in New York to see him. After over 3,000 people showed up, the Mall canceled the appearance… Continue reading

New York Times columnist David Pogue has a 2nd passion: singing parodies of pop songs. Britney Spears' "Oops!.. I Did It Again" fell victim to Pogue's creativity, which he remade into "Apps!...I Did It Again" during his Interop New York 2009 keynote address. The lyrics to the iPhone app parody were inventive. The singing... well, let's just say David shouldn't quit his day job… Continue reading

Artist: Puddle of Mudd Song: Spaceship Explanation: Let's face it, you had no idea Puddle of Mudd, aka Puddle of Shite, even still existed. But they do. And they're recording new music. It still sucks. Sample lyrics: A long time ago in a galaxy far a wasted I'm basted c'mon yeah I'm in the floor and I got all The flavors you tasted With sweat dripping down your little… Continue reading

If you thought that everyone in Ireland was in love with U2, you are quite wrong. Following their summer gigs at Dublin's Croke Park, their concert promoter has been fined €36,000 after the band exceeded maximum sound levels. Bands playing at the venue are not supposed to rock more than a 75 decibel noise level, but U2 were louder on 12 occasions… Continue reading

If you're reading this, you're either incredibly lost or incredibly bored. For those not familiar, I write a little sports blog called Sports Rubbish. For the past year, I've brought the world weird and hilarious stories about athletes screwing up. And videos of people getting hit in the groin. Lots of videos of people getting hit in the… Continue reading