Artist: Puddle of Mudd

Song: Spaceship

Explanation: Let’s face it, you had no idea Puddle of Mudd, aka Puddle of Shite, even still existed. But they do. And they’re recording new music. It still sucks.

Sample lyrics:

A long time ago in a galaxy far a wasted
I’m basted c’mon yeah
I’m in the floor and I got all
The flavors you tasted
With sweat dripping down your little back

Cause all night long, said
All night long, I been thinking
About how to get your clothes on the floor
All night long, said
All night long, I been drinking
About how to get your panties on the floor

If they spent more than 30 seconds on these lyrics, I’d be shocked.

Why this video is bad:

Douchebags in sunglasses
Star Wars text
Unnecessarily shirtless dude
It’s called “Spaceship” and they’re in space, get it?
The ending (I’m not spoiling it, you have to watch the whole thing. Sorry!)
It uses Puddle of Mudd music

HT: [Videogum]

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